omg I'm a Slytherin

I took the official Hogwarts House quiz and was stunned to discover that I, someone who always considered myself not only a Griffyndor, but Harry Potter-type himself, am actually a Slytherin. I mean, MAD respect to Snape, for real, and apparently Merlin himself was also a Slytherin, but this is never how I’ve seen myself.

Somehow, this designation has been really opening my eyes to seeing myself in new ways. And so far these new ways feel pretty damn liberating. Maybe almost any map can be helpful.

I’d love for you to join me in finding out your house if that sounds fun to you: https://www.wizardingworld.com/news/discover-your-hogwarts-house-on-wizarding-world

My patronus is a dolphin. That one’s pretty easily received. Smart, playful, and loves swimming and orgasms (totes google it if you don’t know why I said orgasms for dolphins) (maybe my desire to say that is part of my Slytherin-ness).