Maybe ChatGPT? Ask it to write you a short story about people who solve this problem in totally unexpected ways.

I’m not understand the problem or the question. Can you clarify? I like solving problems.

yeah, and eventually we'll have a more clever and robust solution. We have a bunch of ideas but a lot of other priorities atm :)

Link goes to: Not found. I’ll figure it out. I’ll prob find out it’s super obvious.